World War 3

I used to hang out with an East German guy in the 80s. One of two jokes of his that I can remember is:

A man walks into a shop and says “Is this the no toilet paper shop?”

The shopkeeper replies “No, this is the no television shop. You get no toilet paper next door.”.

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Fuckwit alert.

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Would that be a smart move given the incomprehensibly vast sums of money that Russian kleptocrats have invested in property and other assets in this country?

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And yet, 4 years on from their latest illegal invasion, the Russian advance into Ukraine has seemingly ground to a halt.

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Latest Ceefax scores just coming in…

Ukrainian Farmers 1: Russian Biggest Nuclear Power On The Planet 0

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I have a couple of theories;

  1. You are a Bot, and not a very good one
  2. You are one of the poorest trolls we’ve seen for a while, or
  3. You have a head injury.

:thinking:

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My theory is dealer masquerading as private seller. Not getting the engagement sought, so it switched to rage trolling

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get a jab and a booster an return to your cave

Marko or MCRU?

do research dude​:rofl:

COVID jab insults? Jesus fucking Christ :rofl:

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Window licking fuckwit from London called Florian.

None the wiser, thank fuck.

Haha! Ive just put “window licking fuckwit from London called Florian” into google and it actually comes up with his name!!

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Bye bye

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Russian sympathizing Ukrainian who’s hiding in London as he’s too scared to fight for Russia or is avoiding conscription.

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So when he boasted that Russia could actually fire nukes at the UK did he forget where he was shit posting from? :rofl:

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Gahh. No fun.

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This came up for me. Poor Laura

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I reckon you could half their capability…there is no way Russia bother/can afford to service all their missiles …I bet they get a squirt of Russian WD 40 (paraffin sump oil blend)in the cannon connectors …and the bakerlite and valve guidance systems get a quick blow with an airline every 10 years…

How to destroy russian launch pads …encourage them to fire missiles …

Fkin basts …:joy:

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