I used to hang out with an East German guy in the 80s. One of two jokes of his that I can remember is:
A man walks into a shop and says “Is this the no toilet paper shop?”
The shopkeeper replies “No, this is the no television shop. You get no toilet paper next door.”.
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hermit
23 April 2026 09:16
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Would that be a smart move given the incomprehensibly vast sums of money that Russian kleptocrats have invested in property and other assets in this country?
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And yet, 4 years on from their latest illegal invasion, the Russian advance into Ukraine has seemingly ground to a halt.
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Latest Ceefax scores just coming in…
Ukrainian Farmers 1: Russian Biggest Nuclear Power On The Planet 0
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I have a couple of theories;
You are a Bot, and not a very good one
You are one of the poorest trolls we’ve seen for a while, or
You have a head injury.
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My theory is dealer masquerading as private seller. Not getting the engagement sought, so it switched to rage trolling
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get a jab and a booster an return to your cave
COVID jab insults? Jesus fucking Christ
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sam68:
Marko or MCRU?
Window licking fuckwit from London called Florian.
sam68
24 April 2026 07:16
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None the wiser, thank fuck.
Haha! Ive just put “window licking fuckwit from London called Florian” into google and it actually comes up with his name!!
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Russian sympathizing Ukrainian who’s hiding in London as he’s too scared to fight for Russia or is avoiding conscription.
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thebiglebowski:
hiding in London
So when he boasted that Russia could actually fire nukes at the UK did he forget where he was shit posting from?
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stu
24 April 2026 09:02
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This came up for me. Poor Laura
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Mnky
24 April 2026 10:19
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I reckon you could half their capability…there is no way Russia bother/can afford to service all their missiles …I bet they get a squirt of Russian WD 40 (paraffin sump oil blend)in the cannon connectors …and the bakerlite and valve guidance systems get a quick blow with an airline every 10 years…
How to destroy russian launch pads …encourage them to fire missiles …
Fkin basts …
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