World War 3

I can’t spare the time today to look back at specific incidents but hasn’t it been found that a few recent events were carried out by people with no particular political axe to grind, doing these jobs for money at the behest of other, more sinister agents?

sure, there was a bunch of young Londoners paid to burn down a warehouse that was affiliated with Ukraine.

Released on Police bail, probably after red diesel ( hopefully ), which would blow Trumps ’ we’ve been watching them for sometime ’ out of the water. :joy:

That would explain the empty barrels in the back :slight_smile:

That would be so very fucking funny

Guilty of being brown in the Cotswolds. Surprised they got bail.

1 Like

Guilty as charged m’lud.
Plus another 10 years for wearing a loud shirt (possibly)

“wearing a loud shirt…”

During the hours of darkness?

“Savage - you’re a bigot!”

“Why, thank you Sir!”

No prize other than a smattering of kudos for those that get the reference. :slightly_smiling_face:

3 Likes

“Is this your hedgehog, Sir?”

1 Like

Lads from the smoke go up the country to nick red diesel from farm storage tanks.

They put the name of a bogus fuel company on their vans just in case they’re stopped, and asked why they have barrels of diesel on board. (We’re just delivering fuel, honest guv).

The problem was the lads were not aware of the current geo-political situation, or that diesel fuel is a constituent part in bomb making.

Cat litter is used as a filter to remove red dye from industrial diesel and may well have also been in the vans.

Large bags of cat litter look like the fertiliser that is also another bomb making material.

Some might say “Would fuel thieves travel that far to rob a bit of red diesel though?”

I say “I don’t think the transport costs would be an issue.”

3 Likes

Yes, but they might have been sent there to nick fuel by a state proxy… anything to make this look like it’s related to terrorism. One thing is for sure, if they thought for a second that these guys were terrorists their arses would be in Paddington Green for 7 days minimum. Much embarrassment all round and face saving required.

Probably have them a nice price on getting their drives tarmacced mind.

1 Like

I did wonder when the BBC Helicopter was able to film pretty much all day the robots searching the vans that this isn’t quiet what it is being stated it was. We shall of course see in the coming days.

It’s better for the Govt and security services if they are just scallies pinching red diesel.

No reason for them to have been under surveillance or have missed a terrorist plot then.

And it calls out Trump for the bullshitting twat he is :rofl: :+1:

3 Likes

Ooh now I really hope it is scallies

I’m staying vigilant…like the ramdom rear echelon politician said I should…

I arrested two hedgehogs last night …sniffing around in bushes … obviously trying to find their explosives stash. Released this morning due to Tick and flea reasons …

3 Likes

I’m sticking with my original theory of fuel theft, and a lot of bollockings.
The airbase could not be contacted by the lady attempting to report suspicious activity - why ? :sleeping_face:
After a 3x9 call, armed police responded and found, 5 x men, 3x vans and empty containers suitable for liquid in a rural and large farming community, that happened to have an airbase in close proximity.
No evidence to support terrorist activity at the moment or explosives found, all released on bail.
America has waded in with its Hollywood plot theories, so actors by proxy being spouted to save Donalds runaway mouth.
Ffs, they were thieves looking for easy money, diesel, small farm machinery, typical rural crime that has caused a lot of red faces. No doubt any charges will be the most severe that can be mustered to save some face across the Atlantic.

No way bail would be given on the supposed charges.

1 Like

Well well. It happened in Romania too. Civilian staff on the base apparently.

https://www.reuters.com/markets/commodities/romanian-prosecutors-investigate-diesel-theft-us-military-base-2021-11-24/

14 Likes