Yet another thread for the purposes of awarding a cockpunch

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Who needs one?

  1. The Lloyds cash machine on the Strand that gave me 20 * £5 notes today
  2. People who hold their mobile phone at arm’s length and yell at it
  3. LinkedIn - 4 connection requests from random graddy dweebs at recruitment agencies just today
  4. Anyone who uses the word “portion”. Inevitably said “portion” is too small.
  5. People who stand on the left on tube escalators. Look at both escalators. There is only on person standing on the left on either of them. That person is you. This does not mean that you’re a non-conformist. It means that I’m revving up to punch you in the cock.
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