I 100% agree about MAN
Thereâs a picture on that link that makes him look like Rolf Harris.
That is probably somewhat worse for your dating profile than being 67
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Not so much a coockpunch as a pat on the back. Itâs time for the annual âalcohol is evilâ posters to hit the workplace.
This yearâs is priceless. First paragraph is the normal alcohol is evil set piece. The second paragraph then gives advice on how to last the night drinking, including the use of pasta, potatoes or milk to line the gut. Only in Barrow 
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It is too. You get pretty quickly into a discussion of whether there is such a thing as objective truth and, if there is, which areas it can be applied to. Iâd argue for mathematics (yes), the quality of art (no), what a man or woman is and which of them can have babies (hmmm âŚ)
And as for whatâs funny and what isnât âŚ
VB
Do you know how to twerk?
Ffs, what could prompt anyone to say that out loud
A boot in the bollox for this fucking (French DJ, apparently) nonentity 
One of my oldest friends has decided to cease treatment for her cancer and has moved to palliative care in a hospice. It seems it will all be over before Xmas. She and I have been friends since I first went to Oz as a Lecturer and she was a final year PhD student. It is very troubling to lose someone so vibrant and engaged with her family, friends and career at such a young age. I will miss fighting with her over the wording of our papers very much.
Yet another CP to cancer.
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Cockpunch to the bloke, aptly named Dick, from Cartmel, who phoned into You and Yours - R4 a few minutes ago. The programme is about âworkers living in povertyâ He has five income streams, his wife took early retirement from the NHS and has a private pension, he receives the full state pension, they both work 3 days a week and he owns a holiday home that he rents out. Heâs complaining that âfor things like holidays etcâ they have to use money from their savings and doesnât think he should have to do that.
Thatâs not poverty, you stupid fucker. Listen to the other poor buggers on the programme who live on soup, depend on food banks or canât pay their rent without leaving themselves short of money for their food shopping. The thought of a holiday to them probably never enters their heads. Thatâs poverty.
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Watch former Cameron advisor Steve Hiltonâs interview on last nightâs newsnight. Be aghast that this vacuous popinjay was ever enlisted for such a responsible role. A 20 ton boulder launched by trebuchet might just apply sufficient impact.
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The next person to say âthrough the lens ofâ in a meeting or email is going to get a punch through the lens of their cock.
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And as if by magic Iâve just had a mail about âour strategic lens of innovationâ.
Setting out to hunt down the perpetrator now.
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Punch him through the lens of his glans.
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I watched that last night, what a total prick.
youâll need to focus hard on the man hunt
Double targets today.
The lying, cheating Armstrong cunt for not being stripped of more ill-gotten gains.
Plus another sound reason never to use Uber.
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Nope mate, itâs because you were a cheating cunt. The fact you were also a cunt is by the by.
Thatâs Lance, not you, obvs.
Nor me
Iâm claiming the hangover defence.
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^ In the very best tradition of the meatman - flailing randomly in all directions at once. 
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Howâs he even got/had that kind of coin? He rode a fucking push bike for christ sake!!!