Yet another thread for the purposes of awarding a cockpunch

I’m game :+1:

Been listening to Pink Floyd Nice Pair tonight, The Pipers at the Gates of Dawn and Saucerful of Secrets. So it seems like that.

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Evrywon nows that Dark Side of the Moon is their most good record.

Dya know nowt?

Silly sod :laughing:

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Makes good sense. :smile:

you need to get to the point more quickly

∀ NHumans ∃ a ∈ of cunts

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I didn’t want anyone to miss out on the scenery along the way.

VB

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you’ll miss the sunset if you’re asleep

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The London Gazette can have one.

Who the hell are you? And why do I seem single-handedly to be keeping your business afloat?

Every legal interaction comes with a side helping of advertisement in the London Gazette, like those prawn crackers you never ordered.

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Are you expecting a commission or promotion in Her Majesty’s armed services or an award in the Civil List?

Both of these have to be published in the London Gazette.

Loads of other stuff is deemed to have been in the public domain for legal purposes if it has been published in the London Gazette

The old memory is a bit weak here but don’t companies have to notify the Gazette when they are folding?

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Yup. That and some more legal bizzle sees me several hundred quid the poorer, again.

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Several to the corporate goolies of Britannia Hotels

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For many reasons, in this case for deciding to have an advert in the cricket (check the venn diagram on that one), this berk.
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Terrifically popular. Sorry, I meant horrifically popular.

VB

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Terrifically rich as a result - the cunt.

He took over where James Last left off…Housewives favourite

Thankfully I’ve never heard of him. He has a face you could smack though.

Cockpuch to whatever has taken over my body this afternoon - I feel like death warmed up :nauseated_face:

Another cockpunch to me for agreeing to do an extra shift tomorrow :face_vomiting:

An ironic self-cockpunch for me…

While doing the mandatory Preventing Sexual Harrassment on-line training today, I wittily remarked via Skype to Mrs Waxy that “Apparently, it is not OK to expose your genitalia at work. Glad we cleared that up.”

Only it wasn’t Mrs Waxy I was messaging. It was one of my offshore (female) direct reports.

Bugger.

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