You have to have a certain resilience and a love of people to work in customer service. Alternately, you can be a cunt and hate customers but hide it well like me.
Doctor’s receptionists just don’t bother to hide it.
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You’ve been hiding it !?! 
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Only at work Bruv. Only at work 
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Jet lag can have a severe boot to the nut sac. It is 3:30am and I am wide awake. The side effects of my medication can have one too for all flaring up at once having been relatively well behaved for months.
FML I am also surrounded by Strayans…
And yet you chose to become one 
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Need a better mattress.
And marry one, and produce more of them.
I was only following orders…
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Said Joseph Goebbels 
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Can you stop complaining about your holiday please, I’m going to have a conniption fit.
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I know, I hate people who keep banging on about holidays. Alan is nearly as bad as the ginger pipe mangler 
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Gatwick closed again, hope the new options work this time.
BA can have one, for their excrescence of a web site and check in process. And their stable mate Aer Lingus can have one too. They were even worse.
And if some bright spark pulls a drone stunt at Heathrow tomorrow I will personally hunt them down and feed them, piece by very small piece, to cannibal gibbons.
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Ditto as flying out Sunday.
Some members of our party are supposed to be getting the last Gatwick -> Belfast flight tomorrow night. I find it highly unlikely that’s going to happen - if I were them I’d be buying booze and food (in that order, obvs) for Christmas at home.
Surely a cannibal gibbon would only eat other gibbons, otherwise it would be called something else?
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Runway now open again so hopefully they will get off OK. Suspect permission will be given again to operate a number of airports all night.
I think he/she/ms/it would be a cannibal gibbon who identifies as a homosapien
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