Yet another thread for the purposes of awarding a cockpunch

Importantly, you don’t need to do it well; indeed it’s actually quite hard to fire things into the sun. So the fun comes in how exactly, and how spectacularly, you fail.

The low budget might just be the spaceship blowing up on launch, but this could happen at a few km, or you could have a breakup on the edge of space and a whole meteor shower. And crashing into another planet on the way to the sun might not be spectacular, but it would be noteworthy, indeed historic.

Let’s kill all the lawyers

William Shakespeare Henry VI, Part 2 , Act IV, Scene 2

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I prefer a more tactile approach. Fib, tib, femur, radius, ulna humerus etc The order is not important, but you get my drift :slightly_smiling_face: Then the wood chipper.

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I’ve been to the Slugger factory. A great way to spend a few hours (even if you don’t like Baseball).

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Further steering wheel news

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43 posts were split to a new topic: Poor downtrodden lawyers (I’ve lost my nano-voilin)

I listen to the news almost exclusively via radio, so I’ve only just seen Newsnight, to chew the day over again. My flabber is ghasted.

Severe nad pummelling to whichever set designer and production team that thought sliding studio background motifs to interviews was tolerable, let alone acceptable.

Sound only now.

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Pence can have one. His wife can have one. The fucking school can have one.

Fucking throwbacks the pair of them

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For all his idiocy and criminality I’d rather the Orange one stayed as President rather than Pence. He’d ban the fuck out of everything.

Trump doesn’t believe in anything strongly enough apart from himself.

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I suspect 99% of the Islamic schools here would have the same rules

And? Fantastic bit of whataboutism there.

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They might have a tacit policy, but they would be in breach of all sorts of IR and anti-discrimination legislation if they had ‘rules’ about sexual orientation.

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Are you suggesting that it’s OK then or do you agree that they’re all fuckwhits?

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Whit the fuck are you on about? :grin: Do you mean fuckwits?

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Ye oldle Englishe styley spelling young man

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Fuckwhittes :thinking:

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Scotch version

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Moar truthier

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Moar moar troof

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Wonderful control of language. Almost parses like Burns…:face_with_raised_eyebrow:

Chinese Burns that is

:face_with_monocle:

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