Me for taking this stupid fucking job.
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It’ll be full of miserable old bastards moaning, and young farmers punching each other in the face. 
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Sorry to hear that Andy. How many stupids have you fucked so far ?
VB
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Not enough.
Ive resorted to taking extra poo breaks just to get away from the utter boredom and humungous twat i work with.
Im having a poo right now.
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Working a dull job alongside a twat is self evidently detrimental to your health. It’s time to go on the sick with stress.
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Must admit im feeling pretty low, wake up every morning dreading work.
Im more intent on getting another job than going sick, although this morning i did think a large dose of arse cancer would be better than attending this pit of despair.
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I’m in the same boat. Since being TUPE’d I have come to realise that I need to get out pronto. I survived the initial cull of 50% of people moved across. It’s only a matter of time before the axe swings back in my direction.
Interview tomorrow though 
Would be nice to time things so I get a payout plus a new job…
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That’s probably a better plan. Good luck!
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Yodel for trying to pick up a package on the wrong day, booked for tomorrow when I am in, where as today I am not.
Cockpunch to the developer who wants to buy a garage across the road, demolish it and put up an ugly bungalow on the site. Look at the front of the house (south elevation) - no proper windows. Cunt.
Accurate and hefty cockpunch delivered to the Fail! Hip-hooray!
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What does it say about here?
Abandon hope all vegans who enter here.
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no arse cancer really is the worst cancer in the world …its HORRIFIC . having seen it at first hand
do hope you find a better job thats enjoyable though
The fact that Fox News gets a pass makes me question their judgement.
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and the annoying thing is , that due to the goverment policy on building on brownfiield sites and providing housing he will probably get permission
we have a small cul de sac near here with very very crowded maisonettes . these properties had a row of garages and the developer applied to build on it with 2-3 houses . I read all the planning committee minutes . now despite petitions from residents and objections from local councillors , becuase of this policy on providing housing on brownfield sites it was passed !!!
Have you put your name down for a couple?
Clowns masquerading as BBC weathermen.
18 hours ago the highest chance of rain around here today was put at about 25%. Sure enough the forecast still says ‘mostly dry … just the small chance of shower’.
Since when has 91% been a small chance ?
It’s the 21st century. Is anyone else still paid to be this useless ?
VB
I am 
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