Yet another thread for the purposes of awarding a cockpunch

Yes, I have a very soft spot for this lovely tenant , hence the rather overspend on a better model . I am an exceedingly bad businessman !

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Panasonic is the way forward :+1:

How fit is she Phil?

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Ha … she`s not fit but she is a lovely cheerful person who looks after the place so well . people like that make you want to do the best for them !!

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Great big CP to the dear builders of stalag 17 next door , who seem to think they can have bonfires daily in this heat , causing smoke and pollution to a built up area . They may think better of it after environmental have been to see them !!! Grrrrrrrr pics and report sent .

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12 posts were split to a new topic: White goods (aka Mumsnet II)

For the love of fucking god, please stop using ‘Mumsnet’ in thread titles.

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We don’t want anyone googling Mumsnet and finding us now do we?
Not that I know much about Search Engine Optimisation but I would think the chances of this forum coming up in answer to a Mumsnet google search would be ridiculously small.

I googled “mumsnet washing machines” guess what was no 36

anyone want to start a thread on their cock dipping bedside beaker?

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:flushed:

Make it go away

Or Centre Parcs misunderstandings?

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CP to smelly man sat now opposite to me in the office. You don’t half hum.

Mirror?

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I thought he looked familiar.

Edit: Mr Miasma is now his moniker.

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Has he forgotten the words?

I thangyoo…

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Qobuz for “providing” their downloads as a tarball.

How did the nerds manage to slip that one past the BAs?

Really? I have to download some third party bullshit to unpack it on, like, y’know, the most common desktop operating system in the world?

Have a punch in the cock you pillocks.

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Although searching the MS Windows store for “tar” (yes, I know 7Zip etc. I just thought this would be easier) suggested some hot lesbian action

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so it’s not all downside.

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Sod the music,go straight for black tar road

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Cancer can have another one.

One of my brothers-in-law has just been diagnosed with Multiple Myeloma; the same thing that killed my dad,

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