Siemens.
The tenants put Siemen in it. That’s disgusting
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Ears can have one or more accurately the pinna can.
I’ve just had an afternoon nap and somehow whilst a-kip my ear has folded over. Fucking agony. Pins and needles in my brain it feels like.
Any pics?
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Has your spaniel hijacked your account?
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Probably a curse. Have you upset anyone recently ? Have any of your toenail clippings/hair/bodily fluids gone missing ?
Oh, hang on …
VB
I think it was the ancient Greek god laquearia, god of ceilings. She still hasn’t forgiven him for pulling that shit brown ceiling stunt, and is getting her own back.
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It’s sorer than it has any right to be. The pain is just subsiding into agony now. 
Beer will soothe you.
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Man up you fucking great jessie 
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Beat me to it. Galloping ginger Wendy with a hurty lughole 
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You’ll need to fold the other one over to match, or else your system will sound like the VTA is out 
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Yes, I have a very soft spot for this lovely tenant , hence the rather overspend on a better model . I am an exceedingly bad businessman !
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Panasonic is the way forward 
How fit is she Phil?
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Ha … she`s not fit but she is a lovely cheerful person who looks after the place so well . people like that make you want to do the best for them !!
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Great big CP to the dear builders of stalag 17 next door , who seem to think they can have bonfires daily in this heat , causing smoke and pollution to a built up area . They may think better of it after environmental have been to see them !!! Grrrrrrrr pics and report sent .
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For the love of fucking god, please stop using ‘Mumsnet’ in thread titles.
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We don’t want anyone googling Mumsnet and finding us now do we?
Not that I know much about Search Engine Optimisation but I would think the chances of this forum coming up in answer to a Mumsnet google search would be ridiculously small.