Surely a cannibal gibbon would only eat other gibbons, otherwise it would be called something else?
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Runway now open again so hopefully they will get off OK. Suspect permission will be given again to operate a number of airports all night.
I think he/she/ms/it would be a cannibal gibbon who identifies as a homosapien
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I, on the other hand, will hunt them down and buy them all the beer they can drink, if it means I get to escape going to the mother-in-lawās completely un-festive and bloody teetotal house in the arse end of rural Ireland for Christmas.
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bumped into the local Gp this morning who is a network lead in the CCg and he explained the rationale for shutting the walk in centres to save 3m . didnt quite follow it but it still puts more pressure on A&E and having been to A&E several times in last 6 months its not a pretty sight . its just under 40 years since i worked in A&e and nothing has changed much !! oh ... we didnt have 4 hour targets
Our journeys are Yin and Yang.
Iām going to a bibulous house in the arse end of rural Northern Ireland.
Not that Iām trying to rub it in or anything.
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Great word!
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You might find a āpioneerā DD 
May should have used it on Juncker.
VB
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Just for the record Iām. Not. Fucking. Ginger.
As itās the panto season (which Iām sure youāre aware of)
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I was in a band with himā¦
He (allegedly) tried it on with our guitaristās wife, which didnāt make him popular.
The guitaristās should have seeked advise from an agony aunt.
Wife is in the kitchen playing Xmas songs on her phone. Not sure which is worse, playing Xmas songs or playing them on her phone rather than the Squeezebox in there.
Would be divorce material but for the fact that sheās cleaning and tidying after I devastated the place making breakfast.
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i guess the phone is easier to use !
my good lady plays her radio really loud in the kitchen and then tells me to turn mine down as its too loud !!!
British fucking Airways can have one. It never fails to boil my piss the way they are treating their Concorde G-BOAB - namely just dumping it in a corner of Heathrow to rust away.
However, they have decided to make use of it to celebrate 50 years since Concordeās first flight next year. Are they going to restore it? Possibly display it somewhere prominent? Maybe even return it to taxiable condition?
No, none of this - theyāre cutting chunks of aluminium from it, and giving them to a bloody watch manufacturer to make 500 commemorative watches at Ā£10,000 a pop.
Twats.
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They are Spanish now anyway.
Cunts.
I flew on Alpha-Delta once upon a time. Thatās now bobbing up and then on the Hudson on USS Intrepid museum.