You can probably get a cream for that
Requires loads of training that. Missus was a Drs receptionist back in the day.
Bloody clever those receptionists.
Takes a Doctor at least 5 years to qualify, Receptionists become medical experts with 2 weeks training!
What a shit job though, can you imagine? Iâm experiencing waves of misanthropy just thinking about it.
You have to have a certain resilience and a love of people to work in customer service. Alternately, you can be a cunt and hate customers but hide it well like me.
Doctorâs receptionists just donât bother to hide it.
Youâve been hiding it !?!
Only at work Bruv. Only at work
Jet lag can have a severe boot to the nut sac. It is 3:30am and I am wide awake. The side effects of my medication can have one too for all flaring up at once having been relatively well behaved for months.
FML I am also surrounded by StrayansâŚ
And yet you chose to become one
Need a better mattress.
And marry one, and produce more of them.
I was only following ordersâŚ
Said Joseph Goebbels
Can you stop complaining about your holiday please, Iâm going to have a conniption fit.
I know, I hate people who keep banging on about holidays. Alan is nearly as bad as the ginger pipe mangler
Gatwick closed again, hope the new options work this time.
BA can have one, for their excrescence of a web site and check in process. And their stable mate Aer Lingus can have one too. They were even worse.
And if some bright spark pulls a drone stunt at Heathrow tomorrow I will personally hunt them down and feed them, piece by very small piece, to cannibal gibbons.
Ditto as flying out Sunday.
Some members of our party are supposed to be getting the last Gatwick -> Belfast flight tomorrow night. I find it highly unlikely thatâs going to happen - if I were them Iâd be buying booze and food (in that order, obvs) for Christmas at home.