Yet another thread for the purposes of awarding a cockpunch

It wouldn’t have anything to do with last minute traffic would it ?

Did mine in December, just need to find the cash to pay it! :joy:

Sorted mine last April

/smug/

Still got mine to do.

I’m a drone, so the drone masters do it every year.

Result, erm :confused:

It’s corporation tax not self assessment, for some reason the HMRC tax system has decided I’m no longer registered for corporation tax so I need to get a new activation code but every time I try I get an error and gave up with the fucking phone after 45 mins today.

That happened to us last year.

wait until you change your mobile number, i.e. retire, good luck with that!

Retired nearly 3 years ago.

so still trying to change your mobile number on HMRC site then?

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No. I just rang them, they sent me a letter with a temporary access code type thing which I used to change my details on line.

they answered the phone? lucky bugger

Knock them.
They have 39 billion stashed,they can afford it

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The shitball who sold my details to eager young recruitment consultants, probably over the weekend.

15 LinkedIn requests yesterday. 3 already today.

Annoyingly I’ve already had today’s graduation photo in profile, so there’s not even much to look forward to.

Although yesterday’s extremely revealing clubbing outfit photo was, err, diverting.

Who is it?

Simon Cowell.

I thought that at first but his eyes & face seemed different.

Botox

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I thought it was a reasonable opinion

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