Ye’re a feckin builder - most of the ones I know have their own fucking Learjets! Sort yerself out!
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A Learjet is not the sign of a successful builder. Plumber maybe, but not builder. This is what the building community currently buy as a symbol of their success…
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Of course, silly me.
C’mon John - remember you’re a Builder - dissatisfied with an airline? Sell it and buy another … 
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He’s got to put more effort in. I saw his holiday snap yesterday. If you look carefully, the swimming pool is obviously being shared with members of the general public, and not a private pool. FFS !!
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Ho ho, you guys crack me up 
Yes it’s actually shared with 3 other bungalows…oh the shame 
Anyway, off you fuck!
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The way the building trade has nose dived in the last couple of months, it may be my last for a while
Fxt.
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The economy is fucking doomed if John can only afford one holiday per fortnight…
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I’m hearing rumours of foie gras, truffle & Krug kitchens being set up in disused mansions for downtrodden builders to use…
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CUNTZ!!! Now fuck off, I’m going for a massage 
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Power cuts can have one. I was all set for an evening of audio fettling but get home to discover no juice, and an estimated restore time of 9pm.
Never mind, I’ll do the vacuuming instead. Oh, no, wait… well, I”ll just watch televi… no, stick a record on…oh, maybe not.
Fuck it, I”ll just sit here in the bloody dark and finish off Sunday’s bottle of Chianti. 
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Stokyo Record Runner Camper Van Portable Record Player Cherry Red https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0765WH81S/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_EGsGDbVKQE4R9
Surely a bottle and a Romantic Candlelight Wank over some under-the-bed jazz magazines
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I picked one of these up on the way to Settle
It would be humming in the background mind …
VB
better than a watch winder to keep your auto’s ticking
BP Chargemaster Polar Plus (etc. etc.) can have a large one. Chargers at work are not on the app or the website live map, website says to check if there is a charge of 10.8p/kWh but 70% of points are otherwise free with a subscription. No indication at the charger of having to pay.
Just got a bill through at 24p/kWh. Contract law says I don’t think so…
9:48 and still no ‘leccy. I’ve drunk the plonk and I’m going to bed.
Will you be able to find the mags by candlelight?
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