If they made one of these I would want one.
What the actual fuck is that hideous piece of crapola?! Looks like something Homer Simpson would dream up while on a bad trip.
Stick to your flat beetles.
That is possibly the ugliest piece of crap I’ve ever seen. FFS ! You’ve been living in Cheshire too long
Bwahahaha !
I don’t think Bob’s post does justice to the fugly. This thing is 6m long!
According to The Telegraph the design philosophy is called “sensual purity”
And, lest we forget, it is the milkiest of floats:
EDIT: Even I am not game to paste up a picture of the interior. I would expect the banhammer to descend permanently for such a offense.
It does look like an oversized dildo from the side.
Bob?

It’s a concept from the next Thunderbirds movie. Who can forget the last effort…
Is the new version set in Cheshire then?

Is the new version set in Cheshire then?
Yes, International Rescue saves a Wendyballer from a tragic wardrobe malfunction. Or possibly, too much shiny HiFi
It’s still in the planning.