Which is why the BBCunts have put her there.
Current “politicians” would be eviscerated by a modern-day Richard Dimbleby or Ludovic Kennedy…
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Johnson is a fucking shambles.
Emma Barnett
Emily Maitlis
Kirsty Wark
All of these would properly hold cunts to account. The first two probably wouldn’t be up for the QT gig, but I bet Kirsty Wark would have done it.
Fuck, even Lorraine Kelly would be a better bet.
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Can’t someone resurrect Robin Day?
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Brillo would be interesting in this format
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I was always impressed by Brian Walden.
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Johnson: Tonight, Matthew I am going to be…
Entire audience and Matthew as one: A shambling fucking cunt???
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Well done Sheffield, ripping him a new one. Talking to them about his antics in London just doesn’t wash there.
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I really hope they don’t make the Northern gains being predicted and Uncle Jez leads us to the promised land of a hung parliament.
And that’s how bad it is.
When that actually sounds alright…
Jesus weeping fuck…
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Cue some dodgy poll on Twitter saying Johnson won comfortably.
Closing music
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Reading this reminds me of why I don’t do politics on forums.
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If you’ve an alternative view, have the courage of your convictions.
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'zackly, or join the herd.
Absolutely. He can’t use that line with London audiences because we all remember him being fucking shit.
London Legacy - bank sponsored hire bikes, whoopee fucking doo.
Garden bridge fiasco. Can only imagine how that scheme would’ve gone down in the Republic of South Yorkshire.
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Plus his Buses, Water Cannons and hand outs for a shag.
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But, but, but, he stopped alcohol being consumed on TfL services. Nope, sorry, that didn’t fucking work either 
As you were👍
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Do you think anyone’s thought to tell him that annoying, fat, middle-aged blondes can be picked-up for a game of heffalumps around KX for the price of a baggie? Or just rock-up to any scummy provincial nighclub at chucking-up time when a kebab and a lift home’ll do the job?
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