The all-new shiny cockpunch thread

Basin.

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Sink.

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outch hurt, last night

serves you right for walking over a pile of lego bricks

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Serves you right for pissing in the sink.

General cockpunch in the vague direction of the kitchen sink manufacturing industry. All I want is something that will take a standard oven tray flat (480mm x 370mm), but it would appear I cannot have anything big enough unless I also want it to be able to double as a bathtub, or have it with an included draining board.

We’ve had this problem on the last two kitchens we’ve done. The solution the last time was to put in a huge trough in the laundry next to the kitchen. This time I have simply given up as there is nothing suitable for the task that is aesthetically acceptable.

Perhaps have a stonemason cut some polished stone slabs to a suitable dimension and glue the thing together yourself - some kind of industrial (visitor-attraction scale) aquarium adhesive should be both strong and flexible.

It’s certainly possible to bond Corian, as @edd9000 knows. Whether it could be thermoformed deep enough to form a sink by someone who knew what they were doing e.g. this lot https://www.counterproduction.co.uk/corian-fabricator/, who aren’t far from here, I don’t know.

VB

From what I’ve seen, Corian products start at expensive and then go up into scary money territory. £5k for a bathtub for example, and that’s a mass produced product still, not a custom one off.

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For stuff to be cheap it has to be mass-market. Modern houses, including their kitchens, are small. It’s like big speakers these days, I guess.

VB

My house buyer, his lawyer, his mortgage lender and their lawyer :angry:

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Uh oh…

The majority of the medical staff in this sad & tragic event. Worth reading to the end, but very sobering.

Absolutely sickening.

Horrific

Poor cunt. I wonder how many more there have been, and will be…?

In 1990 I developed a headache that was literally (not figuratively) blinding, noise made me puke, I was covered in rashes, I couldn’t walk, speak coherently, or do much more than piss in a bottle and sleep.

After two days of it, my partner, who was an ex-nurse, called a GP out. He was a locum, didn’t examine me, and decided I had a migraine despite no previous history. He prescribed fuck-all and left.

Day two, different locum, exact same sequence of events. By this time I was delirious.

Day three, my own GP (a highly experience older lady), returns from holiday, spends about 15 seconds looking me over and calls-out a blue-light ambulance. I’m mostly unconscious by then.

I was admitted to Winchester General Hospital with suspected meningitis. There I was stripped naked and put into a backless hospital gown, laid on a bare metal trolley without the usual cushion and parked in an unused side corridor because no beds were free…

EDIT: should have said - this was done to bring my dangerously high temperature down quickly…

Three whole days later a cleaner noticed I’d been there three whole days and mentioned it to someone who actually listened to them…

By then I had meningitis and hypothermia and kidney-threatening dehydration…

Funnily-enough, a private-patients-only side room was suddenly available - in which I spent 3 weeks recovering.

My ghost would be tapping this out on a burning laptop in hell but for the fortunate fact that the meningitis was viral and not meningococcal, and that cleaner.

Cognitively and psychiatrically I have not been the same since, and was out of both my job and my relationship within a year.

I should have sued, but what’s the point of punishing my fellow taxpayer? Those truly responsible would have closed ranks as they always have, and always will. And TBH, I had my work more than cut-out rebuilding some kind of life, career, personality, etc.

Don’t get ill chaps.

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So much this…

My Nan was IMHO killed by her consultant. She went to see her GP and was diagnosed with a twisted bowel.

In all she went into hospital 4 times to have an operation and each time it was cancelled because her consultant had prioritised a private job over hers. After 4 months she was taken to A&E by ambulance and given an emergency operation but died from septicaemia.

I looked into the consultant and it turned out he had 3 previous complaints to the GMC for dropping NHS patients over private, a death by negligence case that the GMC found in his favour and a current death by negligence case that was actively being investigated.

I let it go as my Dad didn’t want anything done as it would just cause emotional grief and wouldn’t bring her back. To this day if I ever meet that cunt I would clock him one without a thought, pause or regret.

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Raise a glass to the cleaners of the world :clinking_glasses:

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This makes me so fucking angry. I worked for 5 years in operating theatres, and particular consultants routinely cancelled lists or parts of lists so they could fuck-off to their private hospital. Understandable when in 1987 they were struggling-by on upwards of £100K for their NHS post…

If patients were lucky the Registrar was left to finish, less lucky: Housman, worm food: cancelled outright. I used to rage about it, but the entire management were nurses and ex-nurses - brainwashed to suck medical cock and ask no questions, like good serfs…

Still, if the tories are in again, we’ll never make it to hospital in the first place…

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