Or Boris the Spider
The best piece written on this issue
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Maybot dancing to ABBA made me grimace - The longest grimace I have ever grimaced.
Please can we be invaded. Any country will do. I quite fancy a viking invasion personally but beggars can’t be choosers.
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Very long but well worth a read 
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France please. Then I could wear stripey shirts with impunity and eat more garlic obvs.
Or Canada. Then I wouldn’t feel the need to fuck off home when it really goes to shit.
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May is to dancing what Abbott is to numeracy.
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fuckt sadly
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In just over a year May has gone from this:
to this:
I’ll have some of what she’s on or is it a mental breakdown? Hard to tell.
Ye Gods!
Featuring all our favourites
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i believe from Have I Got News For you.
Leaked document reveals other songs considered for Theresa May’s conference speech:
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One small cheer - for kicking Thatcher in the teeth.
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Stronzetto has been keenly awaiting the viral launch of his campaign fundraising video. It doesn’t bode well
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I’d pay to make it stop.
VB
Yes, his art is an acquired taste
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