Armchair politics


#1062

Rather unfortunate ambiguity from Amber here:

“The Office for National Statistics is clear that much of it can be explained by significant improvements in police recording practices and more victims having the confidence to come forward, particularly in cases of sexual violence and domestic abuse: both things that I welcome.”


#1063

At last Rudd says something that we can all agree upon.


#1064

An estimated 4,751 people bedded down outside overnight in 2017, up 15% on previous year. Can the government not get it’s head around basic human needs? An enlightened populous may well be a stretch but a roof for fucks sake?


#1065

Love the chart, where did you grab it from?


#1066

It’s called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs:


#1067

So, that means, Boris is The Return Of The Mummy?


#1068

Or his brains were extracted through his nose some time back.


#1069

Must get my eyes sorted - read the bottom line in the top as ‘acceptance of farts’


#1070

Russia today sent out a stark warning to Britain that the Conservatives intend to cause ‘total chaos’ within the country.

"They are going to be thinking, 'how can we just cause so much pain to Britain?
“Damage its economy, rip its infrastructure apart, actually cause thousands and thousands and thousands of deaths, but actually have an element of creating total chaos within the country.”

Russia urged Britain to think again about leaving the Conservatives in charge.

Gavin Williamson is 14.


#1071

Then there’s the AA hierarchy of needs


#1072

Or spelt out - hifi cunts like horns.


#1073

Wheat are you talking about?


#1074

Hah yes it’s spelled :man_facepalming:


#1075


#1076

It’s good but still needs an ‘acceptance of farts’ though


#1077

Got the tip of that triangle lodged nicely into my anus.


#1078

err, obvs omission from the bottom tier - “pork”


#1079

No it doesn’t have to be.

Spelt is perfectly acceptable and I use it all the time in both spoken and written English.


#1080

Meh! Needs more pedantry and grammar cuntishness. A flute-free layer might be good too.


#1081

There you go.