I like the look of it. I’m not sure what a 24-day old pasty’s going to taste like though. And the state of the chair arms suggests he might have a cat, or maybe a dog, in which case I fear he’d better mount an armed guard over the whole thing …
Personally I’d probably just eat all 24 in one go and have a massive heart-attack or summat - technicalities = overcome 
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Wasn’t there some horror news story of a guy who left his dog for a week with food bowls labelled Monday, Tuesday etc ? The neighbours called the RSPCA after a couple of days and they found the dog with no food but barely able to move after the inevitable bingeing …
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Not with that midi system.
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The grease stains on the cardboard doors are a lovely touch. As Christmas approaches, the odour encroaches.
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Thereby proving that dogs can’t read…..
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Or they pretend they can’t 
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Oops
This must have been dreadful for the poor woman
Not sure what you’re doing with your URLs - it’s almost like you’re putting the text you want to see in the section where the URL should go, and vice versa.
Also, this thread is more about the inane, trivial things that local news in particular sometimes reports on…
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Obviously a very highly rated restaurant:
Seal of approval, innit…
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For obvious reasons I was tempted to put this in the cockpunch thread.
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The audience was asked not to video the event on their phones or upload any clips to the internet, with the hosts saying that an “official videographer” would capture it.
Official videographer of the ball kicking is a nice one for the CV
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Looks like Evri have been “delivering” again
South Yorkshire Police
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UPDATE: Please be aware Furnace Hill, Trinity Street, Copper Street and West Bar have now reopened following reports of an unattended package in Sheffield.
Officers attended Scotland Street shortly after 10.15am this morning (Tuesday 6 January) to reports of an unattended package.
The Explosive Ordnance Disposal (EOD) team attended the scene and carried out a controlled explosion in a safe location as a precaution. Following inspection, we believe the package was a TV inside a box.
A cordon which was in place for people’s safety has now been lifted. We would like to thank the public for your patience and co-operation.
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Ewe wouldn’t believe it!
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