It’s almost impossible to comprehend how much stupid is involved here.
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That transition from delusional optimism to oh shit I’ve really fucked up, must’ve been a fun few minutes!
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Moby has turned into a misearble git.
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“More entertaining than Tipping Point” 
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Definitely needs a bigger horn than that
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I’m getting quite strong @Borat’s Baby vibes off of 'im 
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Angriest man with horn since Miles Davis 
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Angriest man with horn since bloke in Kent read someone type ‘collars’
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Has @Gyroscope bought a weekend retreat?
Needs a Negroni for full effect.
PARP!!!
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The wall outside my house is the only flat surface in several hundred yards. It has a regular gaggle of people who sit on it several times a day, but they’re nurses attending a woman who lives a few houses away and her husband is too cheap and shitty to put a few chairs out for them.
There shall be no parping.
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A rare situation for many on here…
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Where’s my bulk order gone.
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Norfolk and Cornwall get tons of cocaine washed up on the beaches - we get bloody chips!
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The gulls take all no matter the shipping forecast
Udderly unexpected
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The only thing is that the sculpture has an expensive wollen\cashmere coat. Some cunt’ll half inch that.
Otherwise uncanny, innit!
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