Yea, don’t eat fluffy chicks, eat a cow instead. Whorra twat.
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Confusing ‘no left turn’ sign raking in £100,000 a week for council - The Independent
Can’t understand why they are protesting about a screening of The Wicker Man. It’s only a documentary
Isn’t it?
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Just hope the islands don’t have a bad harvest or, being an outsider, you might find out for yourself.
…and Britt Ekland’s tits 
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She says the bum wasn’t hers. ISTR that according to her she was having a spat with the director and she went off set for a day in some sort of huff. While she was away a body double filmed the nude bedroom/dancing scene and the first she knew about it was when she saw the finished film on the opening night.
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I shall ignore this information. Next time I watch that scene (with several replays) it will still be Britt Ekland. AWRITE !?!?
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Saw that earlier, hysterical 
From my village FB group…
Does anyone know who owns the goats on commons lane to wood? as one is loose on the road. I am with clients till 6.30 otherwise I would go and get it back in it’s field
And an update:
It’s a sheep not goat. update police are trying to catch it
It’s all happening here in North Herts. #goatsheepwatch
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I’m not sure I could take that level of excitement
Hmmmm BBQ 
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Mutton will be on special offer in some of Luton’s better curry houses ce soir.
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Daily occurrence here. Usually sheep, sometimes cattle, the odd horse and once an Al fucking paca spitting at everyone.