“After they had composed themselves…” 
Shut the thread, this story will not be surpassed.
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Dodgy as… Great name for the dog though.
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Any flooring contractors out there. This could make you a fortune
https://www.shetlink.com/index.php?/classifieds/item/74476-citroen-berlingo-svo9-ebg/
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My dream car, well that or a Lexus L400 (35 mpg on a run) 
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Ummm… not when I was last there
Outside your flat? 
outside an NHS hospital?
Yes, last summer, just found it on my phone
To which of the three nouns does the adjective apply ?
VB
The best headline.
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Very commendable. Instead of moaning about having nothing to do, the young people of Carnoustie are making their own entertainment. 
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Sound a bit like Prime Ministers Question Time
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It’s obviously women pissed off that the Cucumber Cleanse is unsafe, so they are venting 
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Forty. Seven. Stones.
Bloody 'ell
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Only a couple of abattoirists… 
mind you, they wouldn’t move at 50mph unaided