Don’t know why they don’t just make him PM 
Anyone hungry?
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haha
Patrick from Spongebob appears to have imploded.
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Lopwell car park?
Couple of labradors would have that cleaned up in 10 mins.
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Couple!?
Always good to have redundancy 
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As a filthy contractor, no
Mmmm! It is delicious Pink Slime! Omnomnomnom!
Liposuction Clinic Bin Lorry jackknife?
Shhh! I was trying to keep my recent treatment secret!
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Some journey!
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Drag it into your garden and claim salvage 
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Send it to Rwanda immediately
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Wow!
You do realise that “best” in the thread title is meant to be ironic. 
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