Bond - Who's next?

Bonds a bloke :+1:

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I’ve no idea who he is, but if this is the Daily Mail’s reaction, it sounds like he’s a good choice:

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Also loving the fact that the DM don’t seem to have grasped the concept of “acting” vs “real life”. Lovely

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We have altogether too much kale in the world though. There is no need to grow more. He should switch to spinach.

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Insufficient Cavolo Nero however.

Live and Lettuce Die?

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mutes thread

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Licence to Kale

Daily Mail + salad puns - What’s next? Bond goes better with Mayo?
Catatonia Level 4 engaged
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He played Ben in Savages, now that was a film i did enjoy.

Of course the new Bond should be played by a Northener, the whole of MI 5 and 6 relocated to Blackburn and the evil genius needs to come from the West Country.

In which Bond Levels Up.

There’s something shifty about Bernard Matthews.

or Jasper Carrott

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A strong female lead from Baths own

Petronella wants caveman back

Another example of how the right wing is obviously more resilient, when changes to a film character that has had a laser fight in space brings this reaction to a Torygraph columnist?

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Bond could be a trans black lesbian dwarf for all I care. Bond is only as good as the baddie. Sadly Craig only had a single decent villain, Mads Mikkelson. All the rest were either shit (water bloke, no face fella with hackneyed plot from sneakers, and poison ivy man ) or the writing team blew it big time (Christopher waltz)
Bond needs better villains, even Matt Lucas in Polar utterly destroyed any recent bond baddie.

Scroll up to yourself, basically! :roll_eyes:

So I have memory issues. Doesn’t make me wrong.
What is this place again?

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