Stronzettos viral campaign has begun.
Soon women across the nation will know May / Thatcher and Rose West all preferred a fully shaven presentation. The sentiment of: How uncool! How last Millennia! will be cemented by Germaine Greer when she plays tapes of Garry Glitter, Mushroom Strump and Milli Vanilli all discussing the wonders of a full Brazilian on Loose women.
Viva la Growler.
Can we please just have another peoples vote where we all vote REMAIN this time (please!), I donât agree with unelected persons making our rules up, but itâs better than the alternativeâŚ
IMHO, YMMV, etc.
I came across footage from one of Stronzettoâs campaign rallies this morning.
Quite a performance. Iâd vote for him. 
Well today was all win for Theresa. I look forward to her speech at the Tory Conference in the light of todayâs events. It should make last yearâs cough drops and collapsing set debacle seem like a positive triumph.
Good piece by Robert Peston on the Salzburg failure.
Chequers, as the journalist Chris Deerin has pointed out, goes pop.
Which wry and funny as it is for those of us of a certain age will not be cheering up Theresa May.
Because the EU summit in Salzburg has been a personal catastrophe for her.
And worse than that, it was an avoidable catastrophe.
Because every EU expert bar those she employs in Whitehall has been saying very loudly for weeks that the trade and commercial proposal in her Chequers Brexit plan would never win favour among the EU 27.
So the question is why she waited to have that so publicly and humiliatingly stated by the EUâs president Donald Tusk today, rather than quietly acquiring some wriggle room over recent days.
Also, sheâs rejected the EUâs proposal to keep the Northern Ireland border with the Republic open - because in her estimation it would undermine the integrity of the UK - but wonât tell them what her revised proposal may be, though she insists she has one.
Neither she nor EU leaders want a âhardâ no-deal Brexit.
But probably the only way for her to avoid it is to eat the humblest of humble pies and jog back to the deal her departed Brexit secretary, David Davis, naively thought he had been mandated to negotiate - a more conventional free trade agreement based on Canadaâs deal with the UK.
And maybe she could get that through the House of Commons, if her Remainer MPs were terrified into believing that the alternative to backing it would be a general election - which they assume Corbyn would win (whatever opinion polls may indicate).
That said, Canada still wouldnât solve the Irish border conundrum.Which means that the UK may not be in a position to sign a withdrawal agreement - and that in turn means a no-deal Brexit remains a live possibility, even a probability.
A couple of things follow from all of this:
1) May will emerge as unique in the annals of history if she survives as PM much longer in the face of setbacks on this scale;
2) if all conventional roads lead to a hard no-deal Brexit, the notion of Parliament exerting control and forcing another referendum on us would begin to look not wholly fanciful.
PS at 4.45pm
Brussels officials say that Barnier, Juncker and Tusk wanted to help May turn Salzburg into a stepping stone towards a deal, rather than an impasse.
âWe were so ready to helpâ says one.
But she and her officials made two serious miscalculations, they say:
1) they say she was too aggressive, both in her article setting out what she wants in the German newspaper Die Welt, and at last nightâs dinner;
2) she was naive in thinking she could appeal above the heads of Barnier, Juncker and Tusk to EU leaders, when those leaders have more pressing issues on their plates and delegated the substance of talks to Barnier for a good reason.
Which means May has driven Brexit talks into a dark cul de sac, and goodness alone knows how sheâll get herself and the UK out of it,
Gammons live in Cul De Sacs
Oi!
And bungalows. Cul de sacs of bungalows (Pinnacle gammon) are a spawning ground of narrow nationalism, spam fritters and impotency.
⌠and call them cul de sacs (remoaners canât decide between culs de sac and culs des sacs).
VB
They wonât be able to call them cul de sacs sfter we leave. All foreign words will be repatriated.
No more baguettes or pizza or spag bog.
odd, as I suppose they will become dead ends.
Just like the feckinâ economy and the cuntry
A cull de sac is just an extremely hard cockpunch, isnât it?
No 
My French isnât brilliant, but doesnât it mean a bagâs arse? Doesnât sound a terribly salubrious place to live.
Still see a lot of Corbyn supporters on twitter saying Brexit will be a disaster⌠Erm, stop voting for it then. Jesus.
Sadly all parties are about as useful as Anne Frankâs drum kit
Stopping reading Twitter might also be a good idea.
She was dancing to try & cement those trade deals in Africa the week before last. Why didnât she try some of her dancing yesterday? It might have made the difference.