Marina Hyde has been hilarious recently.
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Superb!
Excellent !
The Tories are still polling ahead of Labour despite being â⊠a party that is essentially a gif of someone lighting their own fart and then being consumed by the fireball âŠâ 
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VB
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Oh yes, the Tories may be an exercise in vacuous ineptitude, but there is always Labour to look down on. 
London in the last couple of hours,bunch of fucking idiots
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How pathetic !
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Stronzetto had thought about deploying his chemically perverted cousin âJohnny the Selfkickerâ to punish parliament. On second thought he realized sadly, Johnny would fit right in
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Whilst Stronzetto is the pinnacle of schmuck he may, just may be onto something. Of course cousin Selfkicker is an unrefined mace but perhaps the little idiotâs notion is ripe for the tweaking? Perhaps Mogg / Johnson et al could be sufficiently finessed and distracted for motions to actually pass through parliament?
What kind of woman could bring about such a ruse? Mr. MWS humbly submits (in every way to) Kimmy Vader fresh from the mind gardens pagoda and no mistaking
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Itâs that âBrexit Dividendâ again. 
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Classical music would gain much greater popular acceptance if all conducted in such fashion. 
Luckily diggers said there will be no job losses
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Great isnât it. I was at a meeting of an industry body at the House of Lords last week, where Lord Whitby and Lord Dolar Popat assured us that Brexit was no problem and we should plan for profitable future trade with Uganda.
FFS.
Looks like the barber only had one good eye as well
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He did it himself.
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Only order a porker if its available for delivery before 29th March.