Alpacas need shooting and putting into curries 
You will find the same applies to horses, except - salami.
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No decision from the very, very, very posh stables we’ve applied to rehome from. However their boss has a bit of a PR problem with his FoL at the moment, so maybe stuff has slowed down…
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Every day without a horse is a day you will one day look back upon nostalgically - treasure these times
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Not coming back from the US so losing out on certain privileges?
I wish, can you imagine the bragging rights in a Wigan stables?
However. You know when a Royal (not necessarily a middle class German one, but all of them really)goes nuts? What they do with them?
Well, that.
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I still cringe every time I think of the number of mk1&2 escorts we destroyed as kids “rally driving” around my mates farm.
One was a mk1 1300 sport 
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Rich people don’t go nuts, they become eccentric
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16 posts were split to a new topic: Aeroplanes I fancy but can’t afford
Be glad he flew those and not Meteors, the Vampire and Venom had a much better safety record…
Nice. Only room for one person.
Good plan. I can see the need for wishbone suspension and shock absorbers…
Would it fit in your garage?
For a Porker, the seat should be pointing at the wall with the speakers behind you.
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I think Frank Kelly is a mad bastard but his co-drivers are madder!!
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immense
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The viewing positions many of the spectators have chosen is equally mad, if not more so.
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“JAYZUZ CHRIST KELLY!!!” 
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Best use for a beetle