My honeymoon with yer maw
First run for a while after damaging my heel.
I’m sure someone imaginative with a mind for abstract shapes and patterns will be along to name the run…
You’ll be lucky if it turns out abstract.
It’s clearly a cock with asymmetrical and misshapen bollocks
You smutty little man
Looks perfectly normal to me.
Oh, wait …
…you remembered what it looked like before you paid penance to stamp on it?
You’ve got a thing about misshaped penis’s it seems
12 minute test pace run. Warm up of 10 mins, steady fast ish pace and 10 mins of jog -walk to cool down.
What is the pace unit Wayne mph?
Minutes per mile
This time your route looks like Spongebob Squarepants to me.
Perhaps I should have another coffee.
Look at the line between the red and green dots. He’s clearly attempted to delineate a bell-end and draw yet another cock.
I thought that was Spongebob smiling.
Nup. Misshapen flacid micropenis
Longest run yet. Had a stern bit of advice from a friend to just slow the fuck down. He didn’t mention anything about getting lost but that seemed to up the mileage