I don’t know… It’s a slippery slope; you’ll be in matching trousers and shoes before long… 
Nah, I have no desire to project an image which includes any of those fashion choices. People who meet me know what kind of cunt I am without the need for further visual aids.
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Its written “country”
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Needs a cravat for full force cuntyness.
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never a cravat AND a pocket square! that’s just too cunty, even for me
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We have a shoe thread that’s perfect for you:
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Oh i’m very aware! I posted there, and ridicule followed 
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I can’t imagine why. 
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Basically, if you ever watched Frasier… imagine Niles, and you basically have me
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90’s Armani…
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I like Frasier. There’s a new series but sadly Niles has not yet appeared although Lilith did guest on one episode.
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Lilith is still a smoke show! I always found it amusing they painted her as an unlikable character when in reality she was always smart and stunning!
That was close, nope, mine are C&J cuntry shoes, bloody identical though.
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Mine are sadly worse… as the toe cap has punched bowler hat and umbrellas
Ultimate c**t
This image brings on emotions unknown to me.
They are not nice or comfortable.
There will be no thanks for this.
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Double Monks and Oxfords are not an option for me
Makes Snuff movies seem like the smurfs.
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It would take two of those cripplingly pointy hoof-sheaths side-by-side to accommodate one of my flabby floor-flippers. I assume a lot of people on this forum never walk further than from the wanky coffee machine to the crapper for their ninth caffeinated blatter of the day…
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Nah, just tiny hoofs!
I could walk miles in these!