Fabulous Foo (or ICHM's shopping list)

Clearly a shungite buttplug would enhance the internal resonances and generally soothe and align one’s chakras with the flow of the music.

The insertion of the shungite buttplug prompted my girlfriend to come out from the kitchen to exclaim how much better the hifi sounded. To be fair I probably should have warned her.

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Slightly different version of the standard “brave” bon mot there.

Can you get a demo at hi fi shows?

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Shungtite buttplug shurely?

“We are delighted to have found this magical stone and are equally as delighted to offer it to you.”

I am delighted to buy your 5 cm prism. Fuck you 5G.

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Maybe you could purchase an ex-demo as a new one may require breaking in.

It’s all wrong, music is wrong, you are being manipulated. A doctor told me so

Fortunately Audio Lab-Yah! has the answer and the answer is this

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/125187323243?hash=item1d25bef56b:g:Ly4AAOSwOVJf18wO

Sort that pesky DNA with the wonders of the 528 Hz Cosmo Flute.

Sign your house over to us now to find out how.

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All I got from that is 528 is the answer to unsubstantiated tenuous links.

No good will ever come from pandering to flutery.

You are vibrating all wrong.

I’ll vibrate you to the foot of the stairs in a minute.

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If 528 starts modulating the Schumann Waves at Lopwell we’re going to need to dig an outdoor dunny.

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How is work going to get @Jim’s arse connected to the national grid?

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Meh, my gas is anything but natural, not with what I put in my HCBs :joy:

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Strange design
£5,499

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:man_shrugging:

Just what the fuck is the thinking that went into the right hand side of the VUs?

Is this an amp for the same anoraks who think moon phase watches are cool/ useful?

Looks like part nagra ,part luxman,part Jvc
No idea why someone would think the cogs would be a good idea

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