Fabulous Foo (or ICHM's shopping list)


Blast me with Schumann waves & Plasma Probes like yesterday already.


Zero gravity listening chair - Probably needs grounding but otherwise excellent


this’ll keep you going


“There is a principle which bars against all information, which is proof against all arguments, and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance—that principle is contempt prior to investigation.”


It’s good but only if you upgrade that shitty Wallwart.

(it doesn’t start out being shitty)


If the wallwart is shitty then they haven’t read the instructions fully.


Not sufficiently re-assuring. I’ll pass on the used sphincter trainer.


get a grip man - it’s been wiped down with andrex.


That’s what the machine hopefully facilitates.


I wonder if a sphincter trainer could be adapted to train Katie Hopkins to be a better person. Hmm.


Perhaps a ‘little’ something like this.



Mine was a lot cheaper than that.


Room treatment


It’s a tent.
Minus sheets, minus ropes.
A fucking tent.


No Sir! This is plastic pipe work especial capable of:

• Virus-Fighting Power
• Saving Premature Born Babies
• Eliminating Cancers
• Increasing Resistance
• Reducing Lightning
• Preventing Water Phase Change
• Changing Colour of Rocks
• Harvesting of Earth Healing Energy
• Charging Rock and Crystals
• Massive Energy Column of Ionizing Radiation

I am a tad concerned about the massive energy column fucking with my plasma Schumann Chi but as lightening will be reduced I am prepared for the trade off.


Yeh, but no, but … does it concentrate yer Schumann waves, dude?


Quantum tunnelling for the win :+1:


not sure it’s expensive enough to work tho’…


They are when you replace every fuse in your house, not just audio, because reasons.


"I do think that the black is a different flavour and may still have it’s uses but in terms of supercharging the musical hit the blue fuse is amazing.”