Fabulous Foo (or ICHM's shopping list)


#141

Blast me with Schumann waves & Plasma Probes like yesterday already.


#142

Zero gravity listening chair - Probably needs grounding but otherwise excellent


#143

this’ll keep you going


#144

“There is a principle which bars against all information, which is proof against all arguments, and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance—that principle is contempt prior to investigation.”


#145

It’s good but only if you upgrade that shitty Wallwart.

(it doesn’t start out being shitty)


#146

If the wallwart is shitty then they haven’t read the instructions fully.


#147

Not sufficiently re-assuring. I’ll pass on the used sphincter trainer.


#148

get a grip man - it’s been wiped down with andrex.


#149

That’s what the machine hopefully facilitates.


#150

I wonder if a sphincter trainer could be adapted to train Katie Hopkins to be a better person. Hmm.


#151

Perhaps a ‘little’ something like this.

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#152

Mine was a lot cheaper than that.


#153

Room treatment


#154

It’s a tent.
Minus sheets, minus ropes.
A fucking tent.


#155

No Sir! This is plastic pipe work especial capable of:

• Virus-Fighting Power
• Saving Premature Born Babies
• Eliminating Cancers
• Increasing Resistance
• Reducing Lightning
• Preventing Water Phase Change
• Changing Colour of Rocks
• Harvesting of Earth Healing Energy
• Charging Rock and Crystals
• Massive Energy Column of Ionizing Radiation

I am a tad concerned about the massive energy column fucking with my plasma Schumann Chi but as lightening will be reduced I am prepared for the trade off.


#156

Yeh, but no, but … does it concentrate yer Schumann waves, dude?


#157

Quantum tunnelling for the win :+1:


#158

not sure it’s expensive enough to work tho’…


#159

They are when you replace every fuse in your house, not just audio, because reasons.


#160

"I do think that the black is a different flavour and may still have it’s uses but in terms of supercharging the musical hit the blue fuse is amazing.”