WOAH - STOP THE MOTHERFUCKING PRESSES!
I’ve been wondering why my hifi sounds broken (fairly sure it’s not just because it’s actually broken), and my feet smell like cauliflower cheese, and my nob’s a bit noodly these days, and when I wee it stings and my hair’s greasy and my cakes don’t rise…
Seems there’s an answer…
This motherfucker is gonna ORGONIZE your so-called life fellow phlegm-gargling knickersniffers!
Orgonite utilizes Scalar Wave technology to harmonize the Zero Point Energy field which is all pervasive in the environment to bring peace and tranquility.
You better fucking believe it does! Chemtrails-B-gone!
NB: you are not actually getting the thing in the picture, just its base… You’ll still need to fuck-around buying shit at B&Q and jamming it all together . . . . . To a hifi dealer, this is like a religious experience - these motherfuckers are stone cold gods!