The MiL’s canteen.
Why would anyone need two pairs of solid silver nut crackers?
Just in case two people needed simultaneously to crack a nut?
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For the same reason people have 5 turntables 
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Big glass of vodka IMHA .
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Lovely Christmas story, straight out of It’s a Wonderful Life 
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Yes, quite life affirming in a strange kind of way.
I, unsurprisingly, cyber stalked her a few years ago and she had progressed from potential murderer to being a primary school teacher.
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Role model for inner city knife wielding nine year olds?
Maybe, she was ultra smart, and there was certainly something mega Rong with her marriage (to a QC) if she was screwing a (obvs really, really attractive and cool as fuck 
) penniless Northern teenager and the fact her husband paid her off rather than attract police attention.
She never actually told me he beat her, but he fucking well did, I saw the faded bruises. So.it wasn’t a massive surprise when I heard about what she did. No one else seemed too surprised either… but, she was very, very hyper and I wouldn’t rule out that it might have been a mutually toxic relationship
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I hope you recounted this over the Xmas dinner to the family yesterday
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And now the best bits; turkey, gammon, bubble and squeak, chips, cheeses, buns and loads of pickles and stuff.
Now another nap zzz
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Nachos coming up
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Pretty much what we just did. Being forced to play a game. Napped earlier after walk to pub.
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