First time I’ve ever had truffles. Awful to look at and to smell (they have a lot in common with Johnnielady). They do taste nice thankfully.
Pungent and earthy I would say.
Now sitting at bar awaiting wifes arrival and I’m playing find the fucking barman.
Is that the crap they sell to tourists.
Yer Maw sells herself to tourists. 
Dressed down footwear for this evening.
Smart and classic paired with a gingham shirt.
Same socks as yesterday though.
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I have just heard it is Widow Wanky. The Adult version.
Bloody typical … you just get all the luck. You’ll get your own fluffer too.
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Does it match the tablecloths ?
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My God it would be the GAY version. No No and thrice No.
Suffer for your art Dave.
She may do, but she’s mad as a hatter and in an old peoples home.
I call this piece “Pivo on a balcony at 10.15am UK time, whilst others back in the UK are slaving away in single figure temperatures and all I have to worry about is avoiding anything truffle based for the rest of my life”.
I will also, after having a small nan-nap, recount the ‘pudding-gate’ incident of last night.
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We also need a shot of today’s footwear.
Beautiful first-day-of-autumn morning here. Daytime highs of 17-19C for the foreseeable OX11 - BBC Weather. OK, the view through my workshop window isn’t quite so photogenic (especially the close-in foreground).
VB
Yebbut… it is proper degrees here. Just like watts.
There are watts and there are watts. 
What ?
VB
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Wattever.