How do you feel? (Part 1)

Anecdotal I know, but I’m fairly sure I have never heard Raab actually answer a question, let alone answer one honestly and with conviction.

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It’s a real talent to make Hatt Mancock look good though, you have to salute that.

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A fair point, and underlines the frightfulness of our current Gummint.

FTFY

I don’t think I can see him trying to herd European foreign ministers into a rowing boat though, while his wife tries to persuade him back into Chequers (or wherever it was) in the sort of voice you normally save for someone else’s badly-behaved five year old. Nor can I see him saying that his hobby is making buses out of empty boxes. I’m not saying Raab’s good. He’s just not as desperately bad as Johnson.

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Said Edwina Currie

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Good Friday Agreement gets him a free ride over all of his inadequacies
Blair may have signed it but it would never have happened without Major

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Yes. The best we might hope for is that whoever succeeds Johnson isn’t a star him/herself but is, like Major, effective because he’s not actually a useless prick (pace Edwina Currie, again).

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From the BBC

Boris Johnson moved to intensive care

UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been moved into intensive care in a London hospital.

I don’t think he’s going to get through this.

Mwahahaha… said Cummings

Any replacement for Johnson would likely boot Cummings (except perhaps Gove)

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There is a bloke who needs ventilating…

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Fuck, I hope so

No. No! He gets ill. He stays ill. And if he isn’t ill enough then make him ill. Inject the cunt with everything Porton Down have got hidden away

Fucking hell, it will rock this country if he kicks the bucket.

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rectal ventilation? is that a thing now? loooooong tube

might make some of the mouthbreathers take it seriously if king boris can die from it… not the fucking flu anymore

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It will rock the World,
It will be headline news all over.

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Too. Fucking. Quick.