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Glad you’re on the mend 
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Bloody hell Steve, did one of the paramedics lift you up with a little finger?
Get fit and fat(ter) soon.
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Shit, Steve… Get well soon!
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Hopfully none - isn’t the idea to isolate until the results come back?
5 days is piss poor mind.
Gws mate 
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Did you steal a clipboard steve?
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Wishing you a speedy recovery Steve. Be sure to put the weight back on in case me or stu mistake you for coveted stationary at the next hifi show.
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I recommend the crisps, cheese and red wine diet. I have put a lot more than 2.5kg on during lockdown. Hope you get well soon, Steve.
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Improved power to weight ratio in your kite then…
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Atb steve.
Can i interest you in any extra extra small chord t shirts going cheap.
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Interesting that cnn think our test results are back in 90 mins
All 3 of them…
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Please, I need a new tent.
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Alas no but in the great tradition of AA free loading I did manage to half hinch a nurses pen.
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fair trade for three legs
The pen’s bigger.
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Not very well. Went out for a meal last night to celebrate fol#3 birthday. Lovely meal, very pleasant company, first outing for months. Kicked the arse out of the drinks menu and then some, silly boy. Today is not the day to be wearing light coloured trousers.
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Did they also prescribe a heavy weight to stop you blowing away in the breeze?
Get well soon.
Me either. Mind you, I lost the power of speech at one point last night, much to the amusement of the other lads in the Alehouse. Note to self, if you’re going to drink all day, eat more than crisps…
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You know its been a good night when the drinks bill far exceeds the cost of the meal. Gawd I’m rough today.
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