Well indeed.
The method of Johnson et al’s eventual downfall could never compensate for the damage they’ve done.
Although watching Johnson fired into the sun with Rees Mogg and Patel rocket boosters would still be mildly diverting.
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Waste of good trebuchets. And woodchippers. And hungry chimpanzees.
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You could make it a game show, where people vote on how they are all dismembered. That would be great.
Actually, I have a plan. At the end of the PM’s 5 year term, there is a popular vote. Either they are dismembered horribly, or elected king/queen. Obviously we’ve abolished the Windsors here. I’m seeing no downside tbh.
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Simultaneously rules and dictator for life and ensures survival of the new Republik of Britain. Seems full of win (and horrible dismemberment) to me. Can we practice on the existing stock of former PMs please?
Just for quality control purposes, of course 
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We could move onto Leaders of the Opposition for shitz 'n gigglez though…
IDS in a bacon slicer… 
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next part:
Anybody else starting to get fed up to the back teeth of this shit ? and their “Not only are we corrupt, we’re overtly corrupt and, and, we don’t give a fuck what you lowlife scumbag serfs think”.
Up the revolution, brother!
Don’t think that your whining is going to let you jump the queue for driving the cannon that’s going to fire them into the sun 
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and the first report
Absolutely everything this lot have done under cover of Covid has been bent to fuck. Thing is, it will continue to give them cover, as will Brexit, as no one will want to impose the extra distraction of a detailed inquiry on top of everything imploding, so unless we can remember this lot and keep evidence for a few years, the fuckers will get away with it. Incredible how the UK and US can rot this quickly, the fabled ‘checks and balances’ are obviously not remotely fit for purpose with scumbags at the helm
But who will investigate and how will we hear of the outcomes?
The Good Law Project (Jolyon Maugham) is bringing multiple law suits. Anyone who supports what they’re doing can contribute money.
Can we ask the ECHR or the UN? I wouldn’t trust anyone from within our establishment after the grenfell whitewash, ditto Iraq war etc etc
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It’ll be such a hardship for her with only a few £M to tide her over for the 14 days
Kid in wife’s class has just had to go home as its mother has tested positive.
Fingers are crossed that wifey didn’t get it.
Was supposed to be exchanging contracts on house in an hour or so.