Oh well, back to the days of newspaper hanging on a nail in the bog. Just don’t think your posh by using glossy supplement paper.
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Do we need a separate “plague knobbers thread” thread?
It would definitely need the word “thread” in its title anyway.
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You wouldn’t want to sneeze inside that
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or vomit
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Or breathe for very long, depending on how it’s ventilated. She’d have done better to put some gloves on.
VB
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Hope she is going to a job interview
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She is, astronaut.
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At least the guy in the pinstripe and cycling mask on the tube this morning only gave me the Glare of Death when I struggled to hide my amusement at his get-up.
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Please don’t try this, @A_Touch_of_Cloth
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And in other news,
I wonder if that means all kissing or just no tongues?
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First into-isolation case at Sam’s workplace today 
Would say it’s been nice knowing ya, but it hasn’t.
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Have you found good homes for the watches?
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I take it you’ll be setting up the camp bed in the outhouse for her and barring all the house doors and ground floor windows before she gets home. Mention it in the pub and you could have a mob with pitchforks ready to keep her out of the village altogether.
Of course all this is pointless if the incubator has been spreading it about since Monday and you’ve been letting Sam indoors in the interim.
VB
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They’re being buried with me, because fuck everyone.
He came back from Thailand a week ago. Apart from anything else they’re clearly paying their tractor drivers too much. Not even joking.
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They’re being buried with me, because fuck everyone.
Need to be a bloody big hole then, to get your collection in with you…
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Not only do I have a tactical spork… I have a tactical shovel…
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Don’t want to come over as a vulcher, but can I have your house?
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I wouldn’t bother unless you can put up with the recently installed sprinkler system 
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