So it is broken and you can’t be arsed to do anything about it?
me likes that Rowlett
I must be sub-normal then 
Hasn’t toasted the top edge has it? Fucking mal-designed pos if you ask me.
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Lucky
I will do something about it - as soon as this thread has made its recommendations.
Buy anything that fits your favourite bit of bread. Say rude words to anybody who disagrees with your selection.
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If I was a lesser man, I’d Photoshop the crusts off.
But I’m not, so quit with your jive talkin jibber jabber.
Toast with the crusts off is for people of poor character.
Get it right up ye.
I do like that.
I like a lot of toast, anyone know a stockist for one of these?
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That’s a shit picture, the bread should have been inserted and toasted landscape. Then again maybe they did try too but it wouldn’t fit. Either way it’s crap.
Better.
High gloss shiny toasters are for people with butlers who can do the polishing and not ordinary folk with kids who leave buttery fingerprints on the exterior finish.
Your seimens toaster is a pile of elitist wank.
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A motorised smart toaster - with “list and look” and “a little more” buttons
You yellow teat.
Want one to go with me kettle. Verr nice.
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Get to feck with your racistisiticism and colouristic prejudice you bucket bothering bungler.
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Bugatti Noun toaster
