I didn’t know previously that chewing cloth tailored running shorts are a thing. 
If he can’t achieve social distancing in those what chance have the rest of us got? 
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Meat Sock Envy
Does that garment even have a name?
T-shirtypants?
Jockey shirts?
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Bet those clips are not to comfortable either…
T fronts
Somebody should pay me to be their product manager.
I hope those models got paid a lot of money
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Sackfulls
I’d do it for £200
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Baby grow?
Man-grow.
Skidders in my T-shirts? YES PLEASE!!! 
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Your rate has obviously gone up.
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Wasn’t that a hit for Perry como circa 1964?
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My birth-year song … was a follow up to his big 1963 hit “Mayonnaise” Stains on my Tank Top
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Like you don’t already succeed in that area 
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