Drugs for sure…
I am drugs
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I am become drugs, destroyer of FUCKING EVERYTHING.
Oppenheimer was weird.
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Simmons Mince Pies are back.
Nice and short pastry, but a bit pale on top. The centre is rich with fruit and spice, but possibly a bit too sweet (or that might be the sugar on the top?).
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I’m not sure about mince pies and Worcestershire sauce though 
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That looks a good pie, tbh.
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that was there from the Bloody Mary I had earlier
nicest of the two we’ve had this year - the other was Co-Op which tasted of chemicals
One could, of course, just buy some vanilla ice cream and a jar of mincemeat. The added bonus being that the mincemeat can be warmed and boozed up before ice cream application.
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I love gently oven warmed mince pies with a rocher or three of vanilla ice cream
I hate heated mince pies,i will be calling for stiff sentences (3-6 months) once i become PM.
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Just a quick thought and some advice available in The Scum thread. In order to get the Cold Pie Bill through the House of Lords, put a picture of a cold pie covered in clotted cream in the top left corner. 
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But I really like heartburn
Quite
I’m supporting the cold pie thing for two reasons.
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One hasn’t always an oven at hand and every pie should stand on its merits, cold.
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It encourages manufacturers to make pale, undercooked claggy wank pies.
@stu I hope you also have plans for salted butter conchies and those that perpetrate meat in HCB crimes.
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This. Also, death to all pie floater munchers everywhere.
I have a sneaking suspicion that I might well enjoy a pie floater… 
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Miscreant 
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And this is a good thing because?