Mince Pies & Other Metaphysical Musings -> 2019

Fixt

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I’m not saying it’s a good thing. :smirk:

Cunt :rage:

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They are a divine culinary pleasure.

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Even if you wrote that on the side of a bus it wouldn’t make it any less of a whopper. Have you thought about establishing a dealership? You clearly have the potential.

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Haven’t you got some yellow to get on with :unamused:

No, it pretty much manages itself leaving me with plenty of time for interesting discussions about ‘novelty’ comestibles from arid and dusty cultural backwaters.

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Can be nice while sitting on a riverbank fishing. :smiley:

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Looks perfectly good to me.

:smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

Meh!

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:bigthonk:

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A croissant without butter in it. What a tragedy. Even more so than the activated charcoal addition.

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Tastes better than it looks… Well that’s good because it looks like a partially dried 70’s dog turd.

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With special custard? :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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A squirt of cream maybe…

Eating charcoal is a thing now? Or are they just burnt.

Saving “it’s not burnt it’s charcoal activated” as an excuse.

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@Jim could replace his fish tank filters with one of these.

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The seats in my Lexus have activated charcoal filters. Made for Jim.

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