Mince Pies & Other Metaphysical Musings -> 2019

https://www.fortnumandmason.com/products/mince-pie-mini-medley-box-of-32

For the mince pie outlaw.

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Is pipe mangling actually classed as graft? :thinking:You’ll be telling me next it’s a trade :joy:

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Trade? Its a fucking craft… an art if you will.

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Bit like craft beer…50% better but twice the price. :grin:

Does he know you are a Thespian Stu? And a damn fine one at that!

I won’t :smiley:

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Hoover lady having a Charge of the Light Brigade moment of futile heroism.

The plumber . . .

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Yer collective Maws

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No mince pie flavour yet, but surely it’s only a matter of time :face_vomiting:

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Oh fuck, they exist

Along with this abomination

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You need to be quicker than that :grin:

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I blame Trump and Brexit - Fuckery is rife these days

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https://funkynutco.com/shop/mince-pie-peanut-butter/
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WTF Sprout flavoured crisps…

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Marks & sparks offering. What may not be visible is the hole in the top is a “star”… this I find quite gimpish. The pastry is slightly more golden than Waitrose & the co ops. In the mouth the thick pastry is like eating a pound of shortbread. Not quite enough to cause choking but a cup of tea is required. Filling was very sweet, this is all that can be said it was that memorable

That looks like a very disappointing effort from M&S.

And that is a bad thing?

:grin:

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