Not quite lifetime boycott but I will be buying my grudz elsewhere out of spiteful protest - take that clagg vendor !
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My wife just sent this picture. She said she bought them as a treat… I will remain apoplectic until nap time… the day is in tatters over here
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Only Heston Bloomingfail could concoct such uncouth wizadry.
I will not be consoled - I have invited the worlds top ten ruthless cunts in history to the mind garden for a crisis meeting - The retribution plan is looking most inventive, served of course with dry ice and rabid foam.
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His last offerings were fucking disgusting
Enjoy 
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If that’s not an activated charcoal croissant by another name, I’m not Clement Atlee.
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I will sample these in the name of AA research - Review to follow.
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You are a brave, brave soldier searching for The Truth.
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By the look of them they’ve also included that hipster staple, charcoal.
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Including the view of loo rolls (or are they kitchen rolls for wiping up vomit ?) is a nice touch. I’d keep the small person further away from the ‘pies’ though. You don’t want social services showing up.
VB
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This is what masquerades as a mince pie and cortado at Cafe Nero in Liverpool. I’m angry before I approach it…
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I’m certainly not convinced that the Cortado (wtaf?) is the right beverage to accompany a mince pie. Too much smooth & fat. Needs tea.
However, as you haven’t actually been served a mince pie it may not matter so much.
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Tart
are you going puce with anger?
Take it back,demand a refund plus damages. If they don’t accept,call the police
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Titus Oates.
Eat it then demand a refund.
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Filling looks dry and chewy. Fail.
Base looks like a Yorkshire pud
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