Mince Pies & Other Metaphysical Musings -> 2019

[murrayjohnson]

When you’re mostly yellow you dream of being puce.

[J_B]

Why has someone drawn a pair of bollocks on your foo coffee?

[htm_1968]

@anon14766838

going puce with anger?

I can’t tell

[htm_1968]

@charliechan

Tart

Bitch

[htm_1968]

Accuracy. It was worse than the baked mince disappointment thing…

[Ruprecht]

This looks like self harm, a Lopwellian intervention may be required.

[A_Touch_of_Cloth]

@charliechan

Tart

Torte

[pmac]

Twit

[J_B]

Twat

BTW: I have a few days off this week, doing a spot of gardening.

[Ruprecht]

Touche

[ICHM]

Somebody is trolling you with that coffee and have drawn a pair of balls on it in milk.

[pmac]

@J_B

Why has someone drawn a pair of bollocks on your foo coffee?

@ICHM

Somebody is trolling you with that coffee and have drawn a pair of balls on it in milk.

Do try to keep up

[ICHM]

I’ve been out at a crappy pub, so shut it,

[pmac]

Lol, tuffbob head on?

[Ruprecht]

Heston I, I hate you

One bite in… crunchy crumble type topping, mainly cherry flavour … ohh fuck it

[Waxy]

Unhammered they resemble large, lumpy scabs.

[Ruprecht]

Agreed, the last time I saw anything so appalling I was having it frozen off

[stu]

[Professor_Chaos]

Oh the humanity

[murrayjohnson]

There must be a festive food item which ticks all boxes as red. Our mission is to find it.

Sadly I fear it may involve salted caramel.