Mince Pies & Other Metaphysical Musings -> 2019


#581

When you’re mostly yellow you dream of being puce.

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#582

Why has someone drawn a pair of bollocks on your foo coffee? :thinking:


#583

I can’t tell :disappointed:


#584

Bitch :fu:


#585

Accuracy. It was worse than the baked mince disappointment thing…


#586

This looks like self harm, a Lopwellian intervention may be required.


#587

Torte


#588

Twit


#589

Twat :sunglasses:

BTW: I have a few days off this week, doing a spot of gardening.


#590

Touche


#591

Somebody is trolling you with that coffee and have drawn a pair of balls on it in milk. :joy:


#592

Do try to keep up :face_with_raised_eyebrow:


#593

I’ve been out at a crappy pub, so shut it,


#594

Lol, tuffbob head on?

:rofl:


#595

Heston I, I hate you


One bite in… crunchy crumble type topping, mainly cherry flavour … ohh fuck it


#596

Unhammered they resemble large, lumpy scabs.


#597

Agreed, the last time I saw anything so appalling I was having it frozen off


#598

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#599

Oh the humanity


#600

There must be a festive food item which ticks all boxes as red. Our mission is to find it.

Sadly I fear it may involve salted caramel.