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The continued proliferation of Reel faff
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The rise of Nduja as the champion of spiced sausage
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Mince Pie thread to run from July.
Who the fuck is/was Nostradanus?
Anagram of Astra Donnus the new Vauxhall range out in July
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- The great HCB/teacake schism of 2019.
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Flip flops will make a comeback in the summer
Belts will be big for the first 3 months
Shops will be gone by August
Seaborne will have enough cash to buy wing mirrors for a ferry
May to be gone by the end of January replaced by javid
People’s vote in the autumn which remain win,however Europe now realise we are useless and don’t want us back
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Some bloke who turned up at Lopwell. He had x6 Ritchie coffee’s and ran off into the woods suffering from visions of the future.
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Was he there for a month?
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only after carbonised pies
Wonder why I read that as cannabis pies?
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Nostradamus may have predicted Lopwell but I have never heard of the Nostradanus fellow.
Prediction…You didn’t read last years thread…
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Anagram of Sound d’Astra.
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Desires:
Liverpool to finally win the Premier League.
Japan to win the Epsom Derby.
Predictions:
Massive drought in the south - taps to run dry.
Brexit to drag on for another year.
Trump to be impeached or assassinated.
Prediction: T May caught shagging B Johnson in the cabinet room
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Almost, but not quite
Labour to win general election
Boris new leader of Tories
Interest rate rise
More nhs staff shortages due to brexit
S’posed to be a prediction, not a miracle !
Autotune to be banned worldwide
No more cell phones or hand held devices to be allowed into concerts
The word Brexit to be banned after January
Trump finally builds a wall between Canada and the US
London abandons the congestion zone and hands out flowers to passing cars.
Payday loan sharks are limited to 15% above base rate
Tories split as a party and create two new parties, the 'We Are Not Labour, but we have their policies party" and the “Raving looney right wing kill them all party”
Life discovered on Mars.
Elon Musk has mental breakdown.
No Brexit.
New centre ground party formed out of wreckage of Conservative and Labour.
Trump impeached.
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Pete to build an amplifier so large he has to have his house underpinned and declare it to air traffic control.
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Guys destroys his own home during daggering research to prove his hypothesis.
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Wayward changes his name to ‘Chicory tits IV’
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