A few cable comments and conniption rides swiftly towards me - thankee
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Been for a further dig. Found two more. And a cache of > 10 brand new RJ45 cables* - no idea where they came from.
I need to move house.
* During lockdown one of the wife’s colleagues came on a call to ask support to send him an ethernet cable. What sort of IT person isn’t absolutely coming down with ethernet cables in a rainbow array of colours and lengths?
It is mid-afternoon on a Wednesday, shouldn’t you currently be transported by the lubricious delights of the mind garden and the Gentleman’s nap? Is there a UHU shortage or something?
Today’s pasty was too onioney it’s rather thrown me from my endeavors. It has been said hell is other people. I would like to expand that truth to include ‘reality’,
Fuck you Onions.
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anoint your ears with spring onions
Not any more, it appears.
“Reality is other people”? 
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I don’t work in IT and I have loads of them.
I think they breed in the box
Tut! I could eat a pasty that was up to 95% onions.
I love onions I do me.
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Blunderbuss insult - hits many intended and unintended targets 
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What makes you think the collateral damage was unintended? 
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Is the number of DAC’s you need proportional to the number of OCD’s you have? 
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I just ordered five 
I hope not. Think phones, sound cards, displays, probably kitchen equipment these days … heaven knows how many there are in a modern car. Digital is all well and good. But reality is analogue.
VB
ftfy 
Is punctuation digital or analogue ? Discuss.
VB
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It is optional
Seems to be on here 