More mundane, a manyana story from Spain courtesy of some traffic cops there:
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The town hall from Maià de Montcal (Girona) widened the road leaving a light post in the middle of the road. Six months later, neighbours are still waiting for the electric company “Iberdrola” to move it out of the road.
Unbelievable! 
Anyone checked the boot for blood?
Hunter S Thompson spent some time living in Mexico evading drugs charges in the US.
He said in one of his books that he came to understand that if someone said that something would be done mañana it didn’t mean tomorrow, it meant that it would be done ‘when all the signs are right’
On the pavement, on the little textured bits to help those with poor eyesight know they are at a road crossing, and on double yellows!
Triple cunt accumulator bonus points!!!
Edit also driving an overpowered sports SUV crossover which is unfit for any purpose so I think that takes the cuntery up another notch?!
…in 1994 
Seen every day at work…
Another tail of cunty driving…
My mates van.
Got distracted by a squirrel !
What makes it worse is he’s been T-cutting it for the last month when he’s had spare time.
Might need another bottle.
Tell him to use less pressure and a loose wrist.
Was this your mate?
They didn’t explain how the driver and passenger got out of the car?
The driver’s window I’d imagine.
Ah, thought the report said that they were American 
This appeared on my colleague’s local resident Facebook Group, which is moderated liberally and where the residents tell it how it is
Unless that’s in London, perfectly legal. He’s not obstructing that part of the highway that is the pavement. I think national rules are about to change (may already have but don’t think so)
You have always got; Cause Unnecessary Obstruction by [Motor Vehicle / Trailer] — Outside of the Greater London Area which is contrary to regulation 103 of the Road Vehicles (Construction and Use) Regulations 1986, section 42 of the Road Traffic Act 1988 and Schedule 2 to the Road Traffic Offenders Act 1988.
