Park like a cunt (and other driving fuckwittery)

S’bout right! :joy::joy::joy:

The 'plate is somewhat appropriate! :joy:

My Ka would have quite happily ‘nudged’ that twat

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Both of these are ridiculous. Would like see the order that the cars were parked and the smirks of the blocker-inners, the reaction of returning owners, any fights that ensued etc

Saw this yesterday but it’s tame by comparison!

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:joy::joy::joy:Silly cunts…

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:person_facepalming:

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Still half blind after some cunt in a Mini sporting more lights than Paddy fucking Hopkirk dazzled me when I was out walking Buddy. Who the fuck needs eight spotlights all on full beam to cruise the well lit suburbs of south Glasgow? I gave the cunt the vickies which he couldn’t fail to notice due to the fact he’d turned the front of his Mini into a portable sun.

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This sort of stupid selfishness really irritates me. Sometimes I wish I was the sort of person who would take a key the paintwork or let down a tyre which is exactly what the culprit deserves if I’m being honest.

I go that way often when I’m walking Buddy and on several occasions I’ve passed a disabled woman in an electric wheelchair. I’m sure she’d be delighted to encounter this cunt’s car completely blocking her path.

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Report it to plod.

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Takes a bit of effort to completely take up two spaces with a relatively small car

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I often see cunty parking and driving, so rarely post about it. Today’s was a fucking classic though.

20mph speed limit- often with speed checks- and a stupid cunt decided to overtake three vehicles on the downhill stretch.

Straight into a fucking speed trap! :joy::joy::joy:

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Liverpool today…

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Given the recent one in Edinburgh like this I am calling some corporate sochal medja shenanigans.

Get y’self back to Driving School, I would suggest.

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Abandoned on a narrow lane

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I was just photographing this Citroen for your entertainment when the boy and his mum returned to it.

“Are you photographing the silver car?” he shouted.

“No” I said.

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You should have got your phone out and showed him this thread :smile:

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There’s quire a few shit parking groups on facebook now.

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Bought a Tesla but no driveway ? Paying the council to drop the curb not for you ?
Just use the driveway down the road and drive it across the grass.

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